Schrute

Dwight - hell does not exist

 FALSE ---                                                                 HELL DOES NOT EXIST Schrute

Shrute hates one direction

ONE DIRECTION WROTE THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD ? FALSE, TENACIOUS D DID Schrute

Hail Hydra

DO I LOVE CAPTAIN AMERICA? FALSE!                                     HAIL HYDRA! Schrute

Hail Hydra

 HAIL HYDRA Schrute

Is the mothe^&%$R gone yet?

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uy no

UY NO  LA CHIMBA Schrute

Chemistry Conspiracy

STARED AT PERIODIC TABLE FOR 5 MINUTES. STILL CAN'T FIND AMMONIA. Schrute

Nuclear arms

YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS? FALSE. ALL ARMS CONTAIN CELLS, AND ALL CELLS HAVE NUCLEI. Schrute

I don't know what I have?

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'VE GOT UNTIL IT'S GONE? FALSE. I CAN LIST EVERY OBJECT AND PERSON IN MY HOUSE. Schrute

Tigers sucks

YOU THINK FARAH ARE GOOD  FALSE HE IS NOTHING BUT A DICKHEAD Schrute