Samuel L Jackson

wrong movie

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' EMPTY PEANUT BUTTER JARS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' CABINET! Samuel L Jackson

Sam and his sports

SAY ONE MORE THING ABOUT MY DOLPHINS...I DARE YOU!!! RESPECT MY TEAM MOTHER FUCKER! Samuel L Jackson

Sametime NOISE

HAVE YOUR SAMETIME UNMUTED AGAIN I DARE YOU! Samuel L Jackson

DO YOU GIVE IT?

VALUE DO YOU GIVE IT MOTHERFXCKER? Samuel L Jackson

Graduate student issues

ASK ME ONCE AGAIN WHEN I'M TAKING THE LICENSING EXAMINATION MOTHERFUCKER I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER Samuel L Jackson

Magic Word Motherfucker

ASK ME FOR THE MAGIC WORD ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Samuel L Jackson

Whatever 1.0

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.  SAY WHATEVER AGAIN....  Samuel L Jackson

SHIP LIFE

THROW YOUR TRASH IN THE WRONG CONTAINER AGAIN. I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERF***ER! Samuel L Jackson

One More Time

SAY YOU FORGOT YOUR CAC ONE MORE TIME Samuel L Jackson

SLJ BEING A BOSS

SAY