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i made a facebook status about my cancer diagnosis he commented: "karma whore"

i made a facebook status about my cancer diagnosis he commented:

I asked him if he wanted to go to dinner tonight he said he was waiting for some guy to poop first

I asked him if he wanted to go to dinner tonight he said he was waiting for some guy to poop first  Redditors Wife

i told him i wanted his new phone he got me a fisher price phone and helicopter dicked out the door

i told him i wanted his new phone he got me a fisher price phone and helicopter dicked out the door  Redditors Wife

I asked how the koi pond was going he giggled and said it was 6 feet deep

I asked how the koi pond was going he giggled and said it was 6 feet deep  Redditors Wife

i put our second child's sonogram on the fridge all he said was "REpost"

i put our second child's sonogram on the fridge all he said was

He strapped a camera to our 2-year old daughter's head Just for karma

He strapped a camera to our 2-year old daughter's head Just for karma  Redditors Wife

I asked him to look over the novel ive been writing for 3 years all he said was tl;dr

I asked him to look over the novel ive been writing for 3 years all he said was tl;dr  Redditors Wife

i'm leaving him for another redditor he's calling it a "karma opportunity"

i'm leaving him for another redditor he's calling it a

Offers to do Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker roleplay to spice up sex life he said: don't you know they were brother and sister, and made me watch all six movies in sequence.

Offers to do Princess Leia and Luke Skywalker roleplay to spice up sex life he said: don't you know they were brother and sister, and made me watch all six movies in sequence.    Redditors Wife

He started tickling me saying he was the tickle monster I had to give him a blowjob to make him stop

He started tickling me saying he was the tickle monster I had to give him a blowjob to make him stop  Redditors Wife