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Redditors Wife

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later

I said I was leaving him he told me he'd tie a red balloon to me and find me later Redditors Wife
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I asked him how we could spice up our sex life he said that he wanted to get to fifth base

I asked him how we could spice up our sex life he said that he wanted to get to fifth base Redditors Wife
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told him i was pregnant with twins he named them first and repost

told him i was pregnant with twins he named them first and repost Redditors Wife
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Makes "why not zoidberg?" joke calls her a karma whore

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I told him that we were in a book He told me that he knew already because he saw it on Reddit

I told him that we were in a book He told me that he knew already because he saw it on Reddit Redditors Wife
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he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty

he spends $59.95 on groceries at walmart every week the fridge is always empty Redditors Wife
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Asked him if he wanted to see the dolphin outside he just murmured something about crafty hurricanes

Asked him if he wanted to see the dolphin outside he just murmured something about crafty hurricanes Redditors Wife
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i told him i was pregnant he just yelled "the price of children is too damn high!"

i told him i was pregnant he just yelled
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asked him if he wanted to try something new he said: why not Zoidberg?

asked him if he wanted to try something new he said: why not Zoidberg? Redditors Wife
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I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said "I know where that's been"

I asked him if he wanted some cucumber He said
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