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Games before ho's

COULD YOU STOP GAMING AND COME TO BED, ITS 4 AM ... *UPDATED RELATIONSHIP STATUS*

Comps before ho's

COME SLEEP, I WANT YOU CLOSE TO ME... JUST FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER LIKE ANY NORMAL PERSON Redditors Wife

Sad Housewife

I WISH HE WOULD FIND WHAT I SAY AS INTERESTING AS THE BLOGS HE FOLLOWS Redditors Wife

The Dubstep Husband

OH NO, WHAT HAVE I DONE? HE'S MAKING THE DUBSTEP AGAIN Redditors Wife

wet towels

I LOVE YOU HONEY I LEFT SOME WET TOWELS FOR YOU ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR Redditors Wife

Sims Bed Time

I ASKED HIM IF HE'S COMING TO BED. HE SAYS NO, MY SIM ISN'T TIRED YET. Redditors Wife

Aberdeen Florist

CAUGHT HIM USING AN ONLINE FLORIST HE SHOULD HAVE JUST CALLED ABERDEEN FLORIST 65437091 Redditors Wife

Michelle watching me like my own status

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Whats the Matter

WHATS THE MATTER HONEY? OHHH NUTHIN GETTIN WARMED UP TO COME TEAR DAT PUSSY DOWN Redditors Wife

Story o' mah life

HE THINKS I'M SLEEPING BUT REALLY I'M JUST TESTING HIM NAH GUYS SHE'S ASLEEP Redditors Wife