Redditors Wife

i told him i if he didn't get off reddit i was leaving with the kids he said "Challenge Accepted"

i told him i if he didn't get off reddit i was leaving with the kids he said

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300elo

He stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even 1300elo  Redditors Wife

He stays up every night playing that stupid game And he's not even gold

He stays up every night
playing that stupid game And he's not even gold  Redditors Wife

i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur.

i asked him if he loved me. he said if there was a zombie apocalypse he would protect me. he then spent 4 hours explaining the various weaponry & shelter he would use if such an incident did occur.  Redditors Wife

i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots

i asked him to make me waffles for breakfast he handed me a plate of carrots  Redditors Wife

He asked if he could look at my stool to find out how much dick i could take

He asked if he could look at my stool to find out how much dick i could take  Redditors Wife

He went to the bathroom during the previews with his phone He made it back just in time for the credits

He went to the bathroom  during the previews with his phone He made it back just in time for the credits  Redditors Wife

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting "om nom nom"

spent hours making him dinner he globbed Sriracha sauce all over it while grunting

He made a beautiful painting and told Reddit that I made it.

He made a beautiful painting and told Reddit that I made it.  Redditors Wife

told him that i'm unfulfilled in our marriage "/r/firstworldproblems" Caption 3 goes here

told him that i'm unfulfilled in our marriage