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100 Little Bugs

100 LITTLE BUGS IN THE CODE, 100 LITTLE BUGS... FIX 5 BUGS, RECOMPILE AGAIN - 200 LITTLE BUGS IN THE CODE... Programmer

Laws of Program Dynamics

CONSTANTS AREN'T VARIABLES WON'T Programmer

get my ass chewed out tomorrow

I AM DEFINITELY GETTING MY ASS CHEWED OUT TOMORROW BY ALAN Programmer

IMGUR RIGHT NOW

I GOTTA GET THIS NEW UPDATE OUT BEFORE I GO HOME FUCKWHATHAVEIDONE Programmer

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OK I AM GOING TO COMMIT THIS CODE TO THE TEST SITE OHFUCKTHATWASPRODUCTION Programmer

Tables Vs Divs

AVOID USING TABLES IN CODE SPEND 10 HOURS ON FLOATING DIVS Programmer

Your mommy

  OBJECT PARENT = YOURMOMMY;

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Hit Compile

HIT COMPILE. 1 ERROR. FIX IT. CANCER. STOP EDUCATION, TRY AGAIN NEXT YEAR. Programmer

Programming lala

IT'S WORKING WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT? Programmer