Programmer

Think Like a Programer

I CANT FIX IT SO ILL JUST RE WRITE IT Programmer

Hail Hydra computer guy

ONE BUG FIXED, TWO TAKES ITS PLACE #HAILHYDRA Programmer

Because 1 error wasn't enough..

PHP NOOBS BE LIKE:

Open Source Programming

OPEN SOURCE CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO CODE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. Programmer

Coding Cover Oregon

$300 MILLION CAN'T FIND THE {MAKE IT WORK} BUTTON... Programmer

What programming feels like

99 LITTLE ERRORS ON THE CODE, YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, YOU PATCH IT AROUND 127 LITTLE ERRORS ON THE CODE Programmer

Not nice clients

GETTING YOUR REPLACEMENT TO TELL YOU HE'S REBUILT YOUR SITE, AND BY THE WAY CAN HE HAVE THE CODES SO HE CAN DELETE YOUR ONE IS NOT NICE! Programmer

All code fixed

SPENDS HOURS LOOKING AT CODE SEE'S TINY ERROR.                                                                                                       ALL CODE FIXED Programmer

System Administrator

MY SYSTEM WORKS, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY MY SYSTEM DOESNT WORK, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY Programmer

Constantly in this situation

MY CODE DOESN'T WORK... I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. Programmer