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Pickup Line Scientist

You got me! April Fool again.

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Men, Men, Men.

MEN SHOULD BE LIKE COFFEE: STRONG, HOT AND NOT LETTING YOU SLEEP FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT. HOWEVER, MOST OF THEM ARE LIKE COPY MACHINES: SUITABLE ONLY FOR REPRODUCTION. Pickup Line Scientist
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House Party!

LET'S THROW YOU A HOUSE PARTY... AS A REALTOR®, I'LL BRING THE HOUSE! Pickup Line Scientist
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568 shares

Arc4nus, i know where its at!

I KNOW WHERE YOUR ARC IS... AND I LIKE IT... Pickup Line Scientist
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sugar ass

GIRL LIKE YUH SIT DOWN ON SUGAR YUH ASS SWEET Pickup Line Scientist
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bigbang l2a

I RAN YOU THROUGH MY ALGORITHM... AND WERE A FUZZY MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. Pickup Line Scientist
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Skinny isn't always pretty

OH YOU ARE SMALL ENOUGH FOR A BIKINI TELL (DON'T SHOW) ME HOW THAT LOOKS WITH LINEBACKER SHOULDERS, BACK FAT AND TINY HIPS. TOPPED WITH BAD SKIN, SEE THROUGH HAIR, HUGE FOREHEAD AND ROTTEN TEETH. Pickup Line Scientist
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you're welcome

YOU'RE WELCOME Pickup Line Scientist
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579 shares

you're welcome

YOU'RE WELCOME Pickup Line Scientist
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961 shares

you're welcome

Pickup Line Scientist
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