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Pickup Line Scientist

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HIDING BEHIND A POST OFFICE BOX AND AN EVIL TELEMARKETER WHAT A TOTAL BUNCH OF SCUMBAGS Pickup Line Scientist
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Fantasy Asshole

JOINS DRAFT LAST SECOND GETS FIRST PICK Pickup Line Scientist
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That would work for me!

YOU MUST BE WEARING FARMER PANTS BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS FRESH! Pickup Line Scientist
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Awesome title

СОЗДАЙ МЕМ ДЛЯ БИТВЫ ЗАМКОВ ВЫИГРАЙ САМОЦВЕТЫ Pickup Line Scientist
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don't give me that bullshit

DON'T FUCKIN' DARE TO KID WITH ME I AM AN MIT SCHOLAR Pickup Line Scientist
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Essay will still be an hour late

THE END OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS... ESSAY WILL STILL BE AN HOUR LATE Pickup Line Scientist
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yes it does..!

MY BED HAS SPACE FOR ONE MORE PERSON. Pickup Line Scientist
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fuck your titles mother fuckers

IF I WAS AN ENZYME... I WOULD BE DNA HELICASE, SO I COULD UNZIP YOUR JEANS. Pickup Line Scientist
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Did ya hear? _ awesome

DID YA HEAR? KFC JUST GOT MORE AWESOME AND VEGGIER Pickup Line Scientist
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Double Unders

THE FACE YOU MAKE... WHEN YOU FINALLY CAN DO DOUBLE UNDERS Pickup Line Scientist
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