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J-SWOLE MCSNUGGLES A DRUNKEN PANDA Pickup-Line Panda

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ARE YOU A BAG OF TRASH CAUSE I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT Pickup-Line Panda

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PLEASE DAVE STOP GIVING ME AMENDS Pickup-Line Panda

eating booty

OH SO YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CALL ME ROMANSE YOU GONNA LEARN TODAY!!! Pickup-Line Panda

Gettin' Gritty

YOU'RE LIKE 400-GRIT SANDPAPER SO FINE! Pickup-Line Panda

Save the Trees...Please

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DRUNKEN PANDA

I HEARD IT WAS YOU'RE BIRTHDAY WHORE NOW WHERE'S MY PRESANT BECAUSE I RAN OUT  OF THE BEER I BOUGHT YOU Pickup-Line Panda

MUAH MUAH

MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DOO... ME AND MARLENE, GOING TO THE ZOO! Pickup-Line Panda

yo momma's ass

DID YOU CAME FROM YO MOMMA'S ASS? 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE SHIT Pickup-Line Panda

When you're on your last beer

I NEED ANOTHER BEER SO BAD... ...I CAN BEARLY STAND IT Pickup-Line Panda