Philosoraptor

Fall Out Boy Lyrics

Double Red Wings

IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A REDHEAD WHO IS ON HER PERIOD DO YOU EARN YOUR DOUBLE RED WINGS? Philosoraptor

thats funny

WHY SHOULD I SAY U DD HUH! Philosoraptor

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

PEOPLE WHO ARE ANTI-TRUMP ARE ACTUALLY ANTI-TRUMP SUPPORTERS THEY OPPOSE FREE CITIZENS VOTING FOR THE @REALDONALDTRUMP Philosoraptor

fishtank kitchen counter

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR AN ISLAND     TO BE AN OCEAN    Philosoraptor

CryptoRolling Dyno

IF I ROLL MY OWN CRYPTO, AND IT'S OSS THAT MAKES IT OK, RIGHT? Philosoraptor

Medical Marijuana

IF DOCTORS CAN'T BE TRUSTED TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT MARIJUANA,  HOW CAN THEY BE TRUSTED TO PRESCRIBE IT?  Philosoraptor

This title doesn't look funny

IF VACCINES INCREASE INFANT MORTALITY... WHY CAN'T YOU FIND A STUDY AUTHORED BY MEDICAL RESEARCHERS INSTEAD OF A NON-SCIENTIST AND A COMPUTER SCIENTIST? Philosoraptor

Democracy Erosion

HOW CAN YOU ERODE SOMETHING THAT NEVER EXISTED? Philosoraptor

Life is a game?

   IF LIFE IS A GAME     TECHNICALLY ANY GAME IS A MINI-GAME Philosoraptor