Philosoraptor

Flanking as a team

IF THE WHOLE TEAM IS FLANKING... IS IT REALLY FLANKING? Philosoraptor

adult stranger danger

IF NOBODY EVER TALKS TO STRANGERS THEN EVERYONE WILL BE A STRANGER FOREVER Philosoraptor

The Grandfather of Lies

IF SATAN IS THE FATHER OF LIES, AND GOD MADE SATAN DOES THAT MAKE GOD THE GRANDFATHER OF LIES? Philosoraptor

GUMO GUMO

GUMO BIN GERADE AUFGESTANDEN WELCHES FRÜHSTÜCK GLEICH BEI REWE KAUFEN? Philosoraptor

Hodor Jay

BUT JAY... WHERE IS HODOR? Philosoraptor

NUDELN MAN

GERADE NUDELN MIT KETCHUP GEHABT JETZT NOCH MAL NUDELN NACHNEHMEN ABER MIT CHIPOTLE SAUCE? Philosoraptor

Future thought on dumb humans.

I WONDER IF THERE WILL BE ANY BI-PED SMART ANIMALS LIKE US IN THE FUTURE..... ...DOUBT IT. Philosoraptor

Not funny yo

WHAT IF CALVIN HARRIS FAKED HIS CAR CRASH SO TAYLOR SWIFT WOULDN'T BREAK UP WITH HIM? Philosoraptor

What intentions?

IF THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, DOES THAT MEAN THE STAIRCASE TO HEAVEN IS BUILT WITH BAD INTENTIONS? Philosoraptor

Who you gonna call?

AM I SEXIST FOR THINKING THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS WILL SUCK... OR IS HOLLYWOOD SEXIST FOR USING