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Paranoid Parrot

Need to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear

Need to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear clear Paranoid Parrot
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Need to copy/paste ctrl+C ctrl+c ctrl+c

Need to copy/paste ctrl+C ctrl+c ctrl+c Paranoid Parrot
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Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her Paranoid Parrot
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Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you Paranoid Parrot
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Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there

Have tickets to a show constantly check pocket to make sure they're still there Paranoid Parrot
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Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering

Friend grabs you a soda Pretend to drink it and watch his expressions for signs of tampering Paranoid Parrot
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Period is one day late pregnant

Period is one day late pregnant Paranoid Parrot
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"Can i borrow your computer?" oh god no
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Look both ways one way street

Look both ways one way street Paranoid Parrot
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no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working

no red underline on long, intricate word type nonsense to make sure spellcheck's still working Paranoid Parrot
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