Paranoid Parrot

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection

pants fold weirdly at the zipper everyone must think its an erection  Paranoid Parrot

Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered

Car behind you takes same 3 turns as you going to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Has random, unexplained pain im going to die

Has random, unexplained  pain im going to die  Paranoid Parrot

House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS

House makes noise at 3am ROBBERS  Paranoid Parrot

Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor

Visits WEBMD.COm Diagnoses Self with Brain Tumor  Paranoid Parrot

internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me

internet connection dies while torrenting they're on to me  Paranoid Parrot

i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?

i'm the only one on the road did i miss the apocalypse today?   Paranoid Parrot

Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!

Walk by and suddenly hear people laughing What am i doing wrong!  Paranoid Parrot

makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist

makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist  Paranoid Parrot

turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible

turns off basement light runs upstairs as fast as fucking possible  Paranoid Parrot