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Paranoid Parrot

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine

Studies ex-girlfriends new baby photos Just to make sure it isnt mine Paranoid Parrot
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car behind you makes the same turn i'm being followed

car behind you makes the same turn i'm being followed Paranoid Parrot
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Arrives at corrective laser eye surgery clinic Why do all doctors wear glasses?

Arrives at corrective laser eye surgery clinic Why do all doctors wear glasses? Paranoid Parrot
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DRIVING BEHIND SLOW DRIVER DRIVE SLIGHTLY TO LEFT SO THAT DRIVER BEHIND CAN SEE THAT IT'S NOT ME WHO IS SLOW

DRIVING BEHIND SLOW DRIVER DRIVE SLIGHTLY TO LEFT SO THAT DRIVER BEHIND CAN SEE THAT IT'S NOT ME WHO IS SLOW Paranoid Parrot
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Home Alone close door to pee anyway

Home Alone close door to pee anyway Paranoid Parrot
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Friend typing password Look away so they don't think I'm memorizing

Friend typing password Look away so they don't think I'm memorizing Paranoid Parrot
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Girlfriend is sick MUST BE PREGNANT

Girlfriend is sick MUST BE PREGNANT Paranoid Parrot
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accidentally looks in to securtiy camera Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter

accidentally looks in to securtiy camera Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter Paranoid Parrot
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Paranoid Parrot
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Fat person gets on elevator Casually check weight limit of elevator

Fat person gets on elevator Casually check weight limit of elevator Paranoid Parrot
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