Paranoid Parrot

Don't be Paranoid

LESSON OF THE DAY  DON'T BE A PARANOID PARROT Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid Parrot

HAS RANDOM WEIRD THOUGHT TAKES A QUICK LOOK AROUND TO MAKE SURE NO ONE IS READING HIS MIND Paranoid Parrot

Paranoid Parrot

HAS RANDOM WEIRD THOUGHT TAKES A QUICK LOOK AROUND TO MAKE SURE NO ONE IS READING HIS MIND Paranoid Parrot

Quacker bird

HAD TO LEAVE QUICKLY MOFO EVEN OWES ME MONEY Paranoid Parrot

I believe I can fly

I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE WILD  BUT I WAS STARRING IN THE MOVIE RIO Paranoid Parrot

I believe I can fly

I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE WILD  BUT I WAS STARRING IN THE MOVIE RIO Paranoid Parrot

Hello mate

IM SMART  Paranoid Parrot

We've been trying for two years.

AFRAID IF I GET PREGNANT THIS MONTH PEOPLE WILL ASSUME WE'RE HAVING A SUPER BOWL BABY.  Paranoid Parrot

Today tho

BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY AND SUPER BOWL SUNDAY ARE THE SAME DAY THEY KNOW Paranoid Parrot

Did someone say Rio

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