Paranoid Parrot

Says I entered wrong password Someone hacked my account

Says I entered wrong password Someone hacked my account  Paranoid Parrot

Use internet ALWAYS use private browsing just in case

Use internet ALWAYS use private browsing just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Wife stops snoring She's dead

Wife stops snoring  She's dead  Paranoid Parrot

Extra screws after assembling chair it's not safe

Extra screws after assembling chair it's not safe  Paranoid Parrot

Take birth control 5 minutes late feel baby growing inside body

Take birth control 5 minutes late feel baby growing inside body  Paranoid Parrot

FINGER GIRLFRIEND, THEN REALIZE YOU JERKED OFF YESTERDAY SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT

FINGER GIRLFRIEND, THEN REALIZE YOU JERKED OFF YESTERDAY SHE'S FUCKING PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

walk through alarm sensors while leaving best buy knowing you haven't stolen anything be cool

walk through alarm sensors while leaving best buy knowing you haven't stolen anything be cool
  Paranoid Parrot

Trash bags on the side of the highway dead body

Trash bags on the side of the highway dead body  Paranoid Parrot

Dog stares at nothing House is haunted

Dog stares at nothing House is haunted  Paranoid Parrot

smell gas while driving car's gonna explode

smell gas while driving car's gonna explode  Paranoid Parrot