Paranoid Parrot

Map in mall says YOU ARE HERE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW

Map in mall says YOU ARE HERE HOW THE FUCK DID THEY KNOW  Paranoid Parrot

Close eyes in pool Jaws music plays

Close eyes in pool Jaws music plays  Paranoid Parrot

Miss class today to see doctor everyone thinks i'm an alcoholic

Miss class today to see doctor everyone thinks i'm an alcoholic  Paranoid Parrot

Stalk cute girls facebook. Next day profile is set to private. I've been caught

Stalk cute girls facebook. Next day profile is set to private. I've been caught  Paranoid Parrot

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping

spend more than five minutes in shower roommates think i'm fapping  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone Close bathroom door just in case

Home alone Close bathroom door just in case  Paranoid Parrot

mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals

mascot for r/adviceanimals is a spider stay away from r/adviceanimals  Paranoid Parrot

take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks you pooped

take too long in bathroom at school everyone thinks
 you pooped  Paranoid Parrot

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong

erased as well as possible scantron machine will still mark me wrong   Paranoid Parrot

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms

Have to wake up early for an important meeting set 6 alarms  Paranoid Parrot