Paranoid Parrot

Didn't file tax returns by deadline. Hear helicopters on April 16; government's coming for me!

Didn't file tax returns by deadline. Hear helicopters on April 16; government's coming for me!  Paranoid Parrot

Girl you like doesn't respond to text within one minute What did i do!?

Girl you like doesn't respond to text within one minute What did i do!?  Paranoid Parrot

Fap, go out in public they know

Fap, go out in public they know  Paranoid Parrot

Beautiful girl sits next to me Assassin

Beautiful girl sits next to me Assassin  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over

Girlfriend doest reply to text Its over  Paranoid Parrot

head itches a little oh god head lice

head itches a little oh god head lice  Paranoid Parrot

BREATHE IN SECONDHAND SMOKE LUNG CANCER

BREATHE IN SECONDHAND SMOKE LUNG CANCER  Paranoid Parrot

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you

foot outside the covers that's how they grab you  Paranoid Parrot

Lights turn off while showering My time has come

Lights turn off while showering My time has come  Paranoid Parrot

drop pencil during test i'm not cheating i swear

drop pencil during test i'm not cheating i swear  Paranoid Parrot