Paranoid Parrot

See a new guy at work OH GOD THEY're replacing me!

See a new guy at work OH GOD THEY're replacing me!  Paranoid Parrot

Talk shit about someone you know Check phone to make sure you didn't pocket dial first

Talk shit about someone you know Check phone to make sure you didn't pocket dial first  Paranoid Parrot

Save, hit quit, "Unsaved progress will be lost" Save again

Save, hit quit,

Say the word "Black" Oh god, there's a black guy behind me

Say the word

Come back home, want to masturbate check everywhere for hidden recording devices

Come back home, want to masturbate check everywhere for hidden recording devices  Paranoid Parrot

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING

Only tables in middle open THEY'RE ALL WATCHING  Paranoid Parrot

Overhear couple speaking with foreign accents. Russian spies are living in my neighborhood!

Overhear couple speaking with foreign accents. Russian spies are living in my neighborhood!  Paranoid Parrot

See advertisements in Gmail related to e-mails. Google's reading my e-mails!

See advertisements in
Gmail related to e-mails. Google's reading
my e-mails!  Paranoid Parrot

Teacher asks questions about presentation I'm gonna fail!

Teacher asks questions about presentation I'm gonna fail!  Paranoid Parrot

manager talking to my supervisor I'm fired

manager talking to my supervisor I'm fired  Paranoid Parrot