Paranoid Parrot

Read Paranoid Parrot Memes Someone is watching and recording my life

Read Paranoid Parrot Memes Someone is watching and recording my life  Paranoid Parrot

accept friend request spend 10 minutes looking at my own pictures

accept friend request spend 10 minutes looking at my own pictures  Paranoid Parrot

purchase item, walk out of store they still think i'm a theif

purchase item, walk out of store they still think i'm a theif  Paranoid Parrot

driving next to semi on the highway im dead

driving next to semi on the highway im dead  Paranoid Parrot

girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant

girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down

Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down  Paranoid Parrot

Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high

Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high   Paranoid Parrot

Leaving store, didn't buy anything cops are on the way.

Leaving store, didn't buy anything cops are on the way.  Paranoid Parrot

never downvotes "they'll surely find me somehow"

never downvotes

new queue full of downvoting roman memes better post later

new queue full of downvoting roman memes better post later  Paranoid Parrot