Paranoid Parrot

save the game twice

save the game twice  Paranoid Parrot

Go to the bathroom at 3am and flush. I woke up everyone.

Go to the bathroom at 3am and flush. I woke up everyone.  Paranoid Parrot

Get called to office either I'm in trouble or my parents are dead

Get called to office either I'm in trouble or my parents are dead  Paranoid Parrot

Gf sends text without a smileyface OH God she's leaving me

Gf sends text without a smileyface OH God she's leaving me  Paranoid Parrot

Turbulence on Flight THIS IS IT.

Turbulence on Flight  THIS IS IT.  Paranoid Parrot

Smell something while driving. oh god car is on fire

Smell something while driving. oh god car is on fire  Paranoid Parrot

Hears loud thunder outside Muslims!

Hears loud thunder outside Muslims!  Paranoid Parrot

press button to lock car door repeat seven more times

press button to lock car door repeat seven more times  Paranoid Parrot

neighbor remarks on funny shirt i had on yesterday he's stalking me

neighbor remarks on funny shirt i had on yesterday he's stalking me  Paranoid Parrot

forget to turn xbox off before leaving house think about xbox's health for the rest of the day

forget to turn xbox off before leaving house think about xbox's health for the rest of the day  Paranoid Parrot