Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck, they know im high

Make eye contact with someone at work Fuck,       
 they know im high  Paranoid Parrot

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C

CTRL+C CTRL+C, CTRL+C, CTRL+C   Paranoid Parrot

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen

Can't find car within 15 seconds It was stolen  Paranoid Parrot

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next

Dog barks while I'm in shower, then stops Murderer just killed her... I'm next  Paranoid Parrot

internet goes out fbi is about to raid

internet goes out fbi is about to raid  Paranoid Parrot

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired

Slow day at work i'm going to be fired  Paranoid Parrot

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer

About to drive home alone at night checks backseat for serial killer  Paranoid Parrot

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me

girl doesn't text back in five minutes she hates me  Paranoid Parrot

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there

put wallet in pocket pat pocket to make sure it's still there  Paranoid Parrot

can't find childhood friend on Facebook he's dead

can't find childhood friend on Facebook he's dead  Paranoid Parrot