Paranoid Parrot

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone

Rubs hand over pocket Panics if he can't immediately feel phone   Paranoid Parrot

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes

put something important in backpack check that its still there every 2 minutes  Paranoid Parrot

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers

play music on laptop in library remove headphones repeatedly to make sure music isn't playing on speakers  Paranoid Parrot

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers

listening to music on headphones at work constantly take headphones off to make sure music isnt playing on speakers  Paranoid Parrot

BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY

BLACK GARBAGE BAG ON SIDE OF HIGHWAY ITS A DEAD BODY  Paranoid Parrot

Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times

Make sure alarm clock is set twelve times  Paranoid Parrot

hear girls laughing What did I do?

hear girls laughing What did I do?  Paranoid Parrot

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me

brushes into cobweb now i have a poisonous spider on me  Paranoid Parrot

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something

prepare iron-clad defensive argument in case you get accused of something  Paranoid Parrot

Swallows a drop of toothpaste "CALL POSION CONTROL!!"

Swallows a drop of toothpaste