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Paranoid Parrot

loses thumbtack in room this is how I die

loses thumbtack in room this is how I die Paranoid Parrot
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half way through essay, click save save. save. save.

half way through essay, click save save. save. save. Paranoid Parrot
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Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago

Crap where is my passport Good it is still where it was twenty seconds ago Paranoid Parrot
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hears low-flying plane al-qaeda

hears low-flying plane al-qaeda Paranoid Parrot
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Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper

Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper Paranoid Parrot
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Meet eyes with a girl now she thinks i am a rapist

Meet eyes with a girl now she thinks i am a rapist Paranoid Parrot
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neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house

neighbor doesn't check mail for a few days OH god he's dead and rotting in the house Paranoid Parrot
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Asshole itches oh god its worms

Asshole itches oh god its worms Paranoid Parrot
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Write a test bring 8 pencils

Write a test bring 8 pencils Paranoid Parrot
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SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD

SMALL BUMP WHEN BACKING OUT OF DRIVEWAY I JUST MURDERED A NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD Paranoid Parrot
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