Paranoid Parrot

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired  Paranoid Parrot

Hear people laughing They're talking about me!

Hear people laughing They're talking about me!  Paranoid Parrot

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her  Paranoid Parrot

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside  Paranoid Parrot

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it  Paranoid Parrot

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds  Paranoid Parrot

1 downvote delete

1 downvote delete  Paranoid Parrot

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer  Paranoid Parrot