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Paranoid Parrot

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating

Makes eye contact with teacher during test Assume they think I'm cheating Paranoid Parrot
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Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired

Make tiny mistake at work Assume I'm getting fired Paranoid Parrot
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Hear people laughing They're talking about me!

Hear people laughing They're talking about me! Paranoid Parrot
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make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her

make accidental eye contact with crush she knows i like her Paranoid Parrot
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check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside

check zipper before exiting bathroom subtly check again when outside Paranoid Parrot
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Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it

Listening to headphones in quiet place Remove them to make sure no one else can hear it Paranoid Parrot
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Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds

Check pocket for phone and wallet Every 3 seconds Paranoid Parrot
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1 downvote delete

1 downvote delete Paranoid Parrot
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home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure

home alone, time to fap uses headphones just to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer

Get home late at night Hype yourself for imminent fight with serial killer Paranoid Parrot
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