Paranoid Parrot

gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case

gets into car to drive home at night immediately check backseats just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Send incriminating Text Check that I sent it to the right person

Send incriminating Text Check that I sent it to the right person  Paranoid Parrot

Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme

Don't take photos of me someone might use them as a meme  Paranoid Parrot

hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real

hears someone speaking russian shit's about to get real  Paranoid Parrot

Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN

Dog stares into empty room and barks RUN  Paranoid Parrot

notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me

notices pimple before leaving house everyone in the world is staring at me  Paranoid Parrot

Type one extra letter in the end of password erase whole thing and re-type

Type one extra letter in the end of password erase whole thing and re-type  Paranoid Parrot

Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars

Leaving house at night Keep all lights on to discourage burglars  Paranoid Parrot

Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer

Drive with cellphone in lap Testicular cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now

Make eye contact with girl Look away and think she hates you now  Paranoid Parrot