Overly Attached Girlfriend

When are you going to switch to facebook timeline? then you could have two profile pictures of us

When are you going to switch to facebook timeline? then you could have two profile pictures of us  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I've been practicing my new signature For when we get married

I've been practicing my new signature
 For when we get married  Overly Attached Girlfriend

''That's what she said'' who is ''she'' ?

''That's what she said'' who is ''she'' ?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

why are you getting so dressed up? are there new girls in your office?!

why are you getting so dressed up? are there new girls in your office?!  Overly Attached Girlfriend

it's not fair that you get to be with yourself all the time and not me

it's not fair that you get to be with yourself all the time and not me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Roses are red, Bullets are lead Take me back now, Or get shot in the head

Roses are red,
Bullets are lead Take me back now,
Or get shot in the head  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Texts you at 6AM "I think I'm pregnant" Makes you wait 4 hours to say "Just Kidding"

Texts you at 6AM

hey i just met you if you dont date me you'll go to prison I'll say you raped me

hey i just met you 
if you dont date me you'll go to prison
I'll say you raped me  Overly Attached Girlfriend

tell her you need to cut grass drives by to make sure you're cutting grass

tell her you need to cut grass drives by to make sure you're cutting grass  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Guess What You don't have to see your ex ever again, ever

Guess What You don't have to see your ex ever again, ever  Overly Attached Girlfriend