Overly Attached Girlfriend

you sure are dressing up nice for work who are you trying to impress?

you sure are dressing up nice for work who are you trying to impress?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I love your penis so much I just want to cut it off and carry it in my pocket

I love your penis so much I just want to cut it off and carry it in my pocket  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but i lied about being infertile, we're having a baby!

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but i lied about being infertile, we're having a baby!  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?

You're having lunch with your sister? Is she prettier than me?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

i sign things with your last name for practice

i sign things with your last name for practice  Overly Attached Girlfriend

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT

CHANGE YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SINGLE SO I CAN SEE WHICH GIRLS 'LIKE ' IT  Overly Attached Girlfriend

If you dont call me Id tell everyone you raped me lol

If you dont call me  Id tell everyone you raped me lol  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I just want to cuddle Even if it is with your lifeless body

I just want to cuddle Even if it is with your lifeless body  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You lasted a long time tonight Do you not find me attractive anymore?

You lasted a long time tonight Do you not find me attractive anymore?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating

You posted something on Facebook? Better like and comment just in case you forgot we are dating  Overly Attached Girlfriend