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CITY PARK JAZZ

THE ONLY THING MORE AMERICAN  THAN CITY PARK JAZZ IS THIS PIC. One-up America

Jazz America

THIS EAGLE IS THE ONLY THING  MORE AMERICAN THAN JAZZ.  One-up America

One-up America

WE DON'T GET THIS FRIDAY OFF? SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS SOME GODDAMNED FREEDOM. One-up America

World War Champ

3 TIME WORLD WAR CHAMP One-up America

Merika boyz

SOFT DRINKS, POTATO CHIPS, GUNS, POT, CIGARETTES, TRANS FATS, PICKUP TRUCKS ARE BAD 'MERIKA NEEDS LESS OF THAT MORALLY NEUTRAL STUFF. LET'S GO BUILD A PLANNED PARENTHOOD WITH TAX DOLLARS. 'MERIKA! One-up America

go vote

GET OFF YOUR DEAD ASS!! GO VOTE!!! One-up America

Football Season

IS IT... FOOTBALL SEASON, YET? One-up America

USA VS BELGIUM

BELGIUM BEAT US IN SOCCER? WAFFLES ARENT THAT GOOD, ANYWAYS... One-up America

Hat Trick

WE'VE BEAT YOU TWICE WE'LL DO IT AGAIN One-up America

USA vs. Germany

WE'VE BEAT YOU TWICE WE'LL DO IT AGAIN One-up America