Office Space Lumbergh

Come to my funeral

YOU KNOW, IF YOU'D LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO ATTEND MY FUNERAL THAT'D BE GREAT! Office Space Lumbergh

Yeah... if you could take out the trash when you get back...

YEAH... IF YOU COULD TAKE OUT THE TRASH WHEN YOU GET BACK... THAT'D BE GREEEAT... Office Space Lumbergh

Office boss jerk

IF YOU COULD JUST RUN YOUR NEW PLOW THROUGH THE HOUSE SGTS OFFICE DESTROY THE WHOLE THING, YEAH THAT'D BE GREAT! Office Space Lumbergh

Pillowbite Dry

YOU SHOULD BITE THE PILLOW AND BITE IT HARD ...  ... I'M GOING IN DRY! Office Space Lumbergh

Sequester Requester

YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST GO BACK TO PRE-SEQUESTRATION APPROVAL LEVELS NOW THAT'D BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh

Gym Problems

IF YOU COULD CLEAR YOUR WEIGHTS WHEN YOU'RE DONE THAT'D BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh

Mary Zavala

IF YOU JUST HIRE MARY ZAVALA THAT WOULD BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh

ITER FRUSTRATION

IF YOU MAINSTREAM SCIENTISTS COULD STOP ALWAYS TALKING UP ITER . MAYBE MENTION LENR NOW AND THEN...THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

My weekend excitement

YEAH, IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND WORK SAT. & SUNDAY THAT'D BE GREAT Office Space Lumbergh

Every time NPR is interrupted for the pledge drive, I wanna say this.

IF YOU COULD PLEDGE NPR TODAY SO THE PLEDGE DRIVE ENDS EARLY... THAT'D BE GREAT. Office Space Lumbergh