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Lt day-un!

BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS, LIEUTENANT DAN! Offensive Forrest Gump

SMART MAN FORREST

I'M NOT A SMART MAN BUT I KNOW WHAT SHRIMP  IS Offensive Forrest Gump

Ranked games vs. Life

LIFE IS LIKE A RANKED GAME EVERYONE'S RETARDED... Offensive Forrest Gump

Forrest Jumblies

I'M NOT A SMART MAN BUT EVEN I KNOW YOUR JUMBLIES WILL FREEZE IN THIS COLD! Offensive Forrest Gump

even jerks need to walk

I MAY BE SLOW  BUT YOU NEED NEW LEGS Offensive Forrest Gump

jerks have to walk too

I KNOW I HAVE A LOW I.Q. BUT PAT, YOU NEED NEW LEGS Offensive Forrest Gump

Force Protection

I MAY NOT BE A SMART MAN JENNY BUT I DO KNOW HOW TO DO TCN DUTY Offensive Forrest Gump

I love you Genny

I LOVE YOU GENNY Offensive Forrest Gump

Life is like a box of chocolates

LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES THE WHOLE BOX IS RAMMED UP OUR BUTTS SIDEWAYS Offensive Forrest Gump

First I

FIRST I RIDE ON A SHRIMP BOAT THEN I FUCK YOUR BITCH Offensive Forrest Gump