Offensive Forrest Gump

It's a jeep thing.

MY FACE. . . .  WHEN SOMEBODY CALLS MY JEEP A HUMMER. Offensive Forrest Gump

When My boyfriend told me the NCAA tournament was in a football stadium...

I AM NOT A SMART MAN... BUT I KNOW WHAT A FOOTBALL FIELD IS Offensive Forrest Gump

True story

THE GOSPEL IS NOT A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump

Office Worker Forrest

MOMMA SAYS NO YELLING OR COMPLAINING IN THE OFFICE... IF YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP LIKE LT. DAN I SUGGEST YOU LISTEN TO HER... Offensive Forrest Gump

Children Are Like a Box of Chocolates

CHILDREN ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump

I am not a smart man

 I'M NOT A SMART MAN Offensive Forrest Gump

Mamma said your paper is late

MAMMA SAID YOUR PAPER IS LATE Offensive Forrest Gump

Happy birthday Colin!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COLIN Offensive Forrest Gump

Chorizo in your mouth

WHAT IF YOU ASKED ME 'WHAT IS CHORIZO?' AND I SHOWED YOU. Offensive Forrest Gump

The Wisdom of Forrest Gump

MY MAMA ALWAYS SAID THAT LIFE WAS LIKE A FART. IF YOU HAVE TO FORCE IT, IT'S SHIT. Offensive Forrest Gump