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oh hello

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NURSE AMY.. Offensive Forrest Gump

Publishing box of chocolates

ONLINE PUBLISHING IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES... WHO KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET? Offensive Forrest Gump

Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably shit.

MARRIAGE IS LIKE A FART.  IF YOU HAVE TO FORCE IT IT'S PROBABLY SHIT. Offensive Forrest Gump

Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably shit.

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You got shot

YOU GOT SHOT  Offensive Forrest Gump

Not a smart man

JENNY, I MAY NOT BE A SMART MAN BUT I KNOW CHRISTIANITY IS BULLSHIT Offensive Forrest Gump

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EXCUSES ARE LIKE BUTTHOLES EVERYONE'S GOT 'EM AND THEY ALL STINK Offensive Forrest Gump

suck it b-rock

PLAYLISTS ARE LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES YA NEVER KNOW WHAT YA GONNA GET Offensive Forrest Gump

dumb receptionists

KATY FAMILY PHYSICIANS I AM NEW AND NOT THAT INTELLIGENT Offensive Forrest Gump

no legs worker

LT GREENE YOU AINT GOT NO LEGS! Offensive Forrest Gump