Mitch Hedberg Meme

New Movie Caution

DUDITY IT'S LIKE NAKED DUDES... Mitch Hedberg Meme

sick of my dreams

I'M SICK OF FOLLOWING MY DREAMS... I THINK I'LL FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE GOING, AND THEN HOOK UP WITH THEM THERE LATER. Mitch Hedberg Meme

dreams I am sick of

I'M SICK OF FOLLOWING MY DREAMS... I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHERE THEY'RE GOING AND HOOK UP WITH THERE LATER ON Mitch Hedberg Meme

I hear music

MY FRIEND SAID

honors in university

I USED TO BE AN HONORS STUDENT I STILL AM, BUT I USED TO BE, TOO Mitch Hedberg Meme

Mitch Hedberg & Dreaming

DREAMING IS WORK.  ONE MINUTE I'M LAYING IN MY COMFORTABLE BED. NEXT I'VE GOTTA BUILD A GO-KART WITH MY EX LANDLORD. Mitch Hedberg Meme

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them

MY FAKE PLANTS DIED BECAUSE I DID NOT PRETEND TO WATER THEM Mitch Hedberg Meme

Aids Day

AIDS TESTS ARE SCARY SO NOW I GET THE ROUND ABOUT AIDS TEST  I CALL MY FRIEND BRIAN 'BRIAN, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHOSE GOT AIDS?' NO? COOL, CAUSE YOU KNOW ME Mitch Hedberg Meme

The Fire Exit

IF YOU ARE FLAMMABLE AND HAVE LEGS YOU ARE NEVER BLOCKING A FIRE EXIT Mitch Hedberg Meme