Misunderstood Spider

my family is cold and misunderstood. Can we crash in the corner for tonight? Or squish my wife. That's cool too.

my family is cold and misunderstood. Can we crash in the corner for tonight? Or squish my wife. That's cool too.  Misunderstood Spider

Hey it's kind of chilly out, do you mind if I come in and just sit in the corner? Oh...Okay.

Hey it's kind of chilly out, do you mind if I come in and just sit in the corner? Oh...Okay.  Misunderstood Spider

crawling on your arm Squish Him just wanted to cuddle

crawling on your arm Squish Him just wanted to cuddle  Misunderstood Spider

Big drink

I ATE THOSE ANTS THAT WERE GETTING IN THE HOUSE. SURE, I'D LOVE A DRINK FROM THE HOSE! Misunderstood Spider

I ate those ants that weregetting in the house.

 SURE, I'D LOVE A DRINK FROM THE HOSE! Misunderstood Spider

I ate all the carpenter ants so your woodwork is safe.

 SURE, I'D LOVE A DRINK FROM THE HOSE! Misunderstood Spider

I ate all the carpenter ants

SO YOUR WOODWORK IS SAFE. SURE, I'D LOVE A DRINK FROM THE HOSE! Misunderstood Spider

Misunderstood spider

HEY, I JUST TOOK CARE OF THE FLIES  WHAT'S THAT BUG SPRAY FOR? Misunderstood Spider

Katie's Birthday Suprise

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE!  YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR PRESENT. I ONLY COME AROUND AT NIGHT, WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.  Misunderstood Spider

hmmm...is he dangerous?

MEEEEEE NOOOOOO BAAAAAAD MEEEEEE JUUUUUUUST WAAAAAAANT BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Misunderstood Spider