Matrix Morpheus

get off the phone

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.... GET OFF THE PHONE YOU FUCKING UGLY WHORE AS BITCH!! Matrix Morpheus

Matrix Mashup

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  SIGNING UP FOR HOUSING IS EASY Matrix Morpheus

back to you

BACK TO YOU Matrix Morpheus

this is funny

SE DIZ LIBERAL MAS É MINARQUISTA? E SE EU TE DISSESSE QUE VOCÊ É SOCIALISTA? Matrix Morpheus

I'm Coming for you Maurice

RIDING HIGH SEE YOU AT THE CROSSWALK  Matrix Morpheus

Don't want you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET YOUR EX BACK BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT YOU  Matrix Morpheus

Enemy Definition

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT BY THE TIME OBAMA FINISHES TRYING TO MAKE A DISTINCTION WITHOUT A DIFFERENCE WE'LL ALL BE SPEAKING FARSI. Matrix Morpheus

Karma: So you wanted snow?

NOW YOU HAVE DIARRHEA AND YOUR WATER IS FROZEN?  Matrix Morpheus

So you wanted snow?

 NOW YOU HAVE DIARRHEA AND WATER IS FROZEN? BAHAHA Matrix Morpheus

Hairy Ass Pics

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THOSE PICS OF  YOUR ASS ARE NOT SEXY Matrix Morpheus