Matrix Morpheus

TERIYAKI CHICKEN

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT WASN'T YOUR SUSHI PACKET ON THE COFFEE TABLE? Matrix Morpheus

Sarcasm that's not

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SOME THINGS JUST SOUND SARCASTIC  Matrix Morpheus

gavli megalo

THES TO MAURO MEGALO KAVLI MOU PARTOOO KAVLI MOU TORA Matrix Morpheus

When I see someone sneeze without using a tissue

YOU DIDN'T  DID YOU Matrix Morpheus

You did not just sneeze on this train without a tissue.

  Matrix Morpheus

The Dress

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU #THEDRESS MADE PEOPLE FORGET #TRAYVONMARTIN Matrix Morpheus

when you take both

RED+BLUE PILL EQUALS THE PURPLE PILL Matrix Morpheus

that dress got me like

THE FUCKING DRESS  IS AN OPTICAL ILLUSION BRO  Matrix Morpheus

U OF T: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE WANTED TO GO ON STRIKE FOR FUN

U OF T: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE WANTED TO GO ON STRIKE FOR FUN Matrix Morpheus

blue dress

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES Matrix Morpheus