Matrix Morpheus

I get distracted

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I GET DISTRACTED EASILY Matrix Morpheus

Free Celia

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WW NEEDS CELIA? Matrix Morpheus

More Black Trivia

IF YOU DONT BRING ANYTHING TO THE COOKOUT HOW MANY TO-GO PLATES DO YOU TAKE? Matrix Morpheus

Just sayin'...

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE... WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE ANSWER YOU'LL RECEIVE IS NO Matrix Morpheus

Aren't you sick and tired of words of wisdom from your Facebook friendos?

NEVER!!!.....EVER!!....  TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND SCAPE GOAT CHEESE...WHATEVER!! Matrix Morpheus

out dey out dey

CARLTON TODAY IS FRIDAY WEEKEND START Matrix Morpheus

What if I told

  Matrix Morpheus

For Diego

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I KNOW YOU STILL WET THE BED Matrix Morpheus

What if...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LOOTPALACE WAS THE PLACE TO GET FREE GIFT CARDS Matrix Morpheus

Dodge bitch

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DODGING GRENADES COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE? Matrix Morpheus