Matrix Morpheus

Record clarification

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... ...THE PLURAL OF VINYL IS VINYL Matrix Morpheus

NFL love

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU,  RODGERS AND CUTLER ARE BOTH PUSSIES. Matrix Morpheus

Life deals

THE ONLY THING THAT I AM SCARED OF IS NOT BEING EVERYTHING THAT I CAN BE.  Matrix Morpheus

More NRA propaganda

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... ...THAT OWNING A GUN WON'T MAKE YOU ANY SAFER. Matrix Morpheus

Foxy didn't do it

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FOXY DIDN'T CAUSE THE BITE OF 87 Matrix Morpheus

To study or not to study

 TO STUDY OR NOT TO STUDY Matrix Morpheus

Blues fans

ST.LOUIS IS IN 1ST TIME FOR THE BANDWAGONERS TO HOP ON Matrix Morpheus

preggo police

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.... I ALREADY HAVE AN OB/GYN Matrix Morpheus

good enough?

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GOOD ENOUGH! Matrix Morpheus

flip that

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU ONLY HAVE... ...10 SONGS? Matrix Morpheus