Matrix Morpheus

No respect

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I HAD NO RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES Matrix Morpheus

leaving fb groups

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LEAVING AN FB GROUP DOES NOT REQUIRE A WALL POST? Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

 NOBODY CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR PITBULL'S NOSE IS Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus believes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LEBER EVERYONE WAS SICK OF YOUR OPINION? Matrix Morpheus

Bitcoin as an Official Currency

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ANY GOVERNMENT COULD ADOPT BITCOIN Matrix Morpheus

Then I kill you.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU SUCK DICK? Matrix Morpheus

Mail man problems

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLOCK  YOUR MAILBOX WITH YOUR GARBAGE CAN TO BE PICKED UP Matrix Morpheus

llama hype

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LLAMAS DON'T EXIST Matrix Morpheus

Free Lunch Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE NEED MORE FREE LUNCH LIKE THIS Matrix Morpheus

MORPHEUS SAYS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I THOUGHT STORM WAS CUTE? Matrix Morpheus