Matrix Morpheus

crap pilots

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, ARMA 2 IS NOT SAFE WILL CRAP PILOTS Matrix Morpheus

So U Cant Fill Out an Envelope

WHAT IF I SAID  YOUR A DUMBASS SHYBOY Matrix Morpheus

Let me tell you a Secret

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE PLP GOVT IS JUST A NIGHTMARE, MATRIX IMAGES OF FALSE PROMISES Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you you could fix those potholes

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD FIX THOSE POTHOLES Matrix Morpheus

What if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, ARMA 2 IS NOT AS SAFE WITH TROLLS Matrix Morpheus

Don't bitxh

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A BITCH ALL THE TIME Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THE MATRIX EVERY TIME IT'S ON.  Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you

THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WATCH THE MATRIX EVERY TIME IT'S ON? IT WILL BE ON NEXT WEEKEND, AND EVERY WEEKEND UNTIL THE END OF TIME. Matrix Morpheus

The Red Pill - When women judge men for having fun.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  A SENSE OF HUMOR  ≠ IMMATURITY Matrix Morpheus

friday suck

U SAY ITS FRIDAY LIKE ITS A GOOD THING BUT I WORK WEEKENDS Matrix Morpheus