Matrix Morpheus

What if

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT WE HAVE NEW STOCK TODAY  Matrix Morpheus

guess what

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guess what?

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Theon the boss

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Morpheus hydra

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Kirk Thompson American lender

RATES ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY UGLY. WHY HAVEN'T I SET YOU FREE? Matrix Morpheus

Your mortgage guy for life.

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E SE TI DICESSI

 E SE TI DICESSI.. CHE TUA MAMMA FA I BUFFOLOTTI Matrix Morpheus

Expression sauce

SO, CAN YOU BEGIN TO IMAGINE ME DOING ANY OTHER EXPRESSION? Matrix Morpheus

what if I told you

 75$ FOR A GAS CAP  Matrix Morpheus