Matrix Morpheus

python meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU'D MAKE $100K IF YOU LEARNED PYTHON Matrix Morpheus

Blitz Leads

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ONE DOES SIMPLY ENTER BLITZ LEADS Matrix Morpheus

Sean O'Reilly

YOU LIE TO ALL OF THE WOMEN ON FB I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE A CHEATER. Matrix Morpheus

Ladies beware.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SEAN O'REILLY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE SPECIAL AND YOU FIND OUT HE TELLS ALL THE WOMEN THE SAME THING. Matrix Morpheus

Fire Your Barber

 #FIREYOURBARBER Matrix Morpheus

Teaching Portland to Drive

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU: THE OFF-RAMP IS WHERE YOU REDUCE SPEED, NOT THE FREEWAY. Matrix Morpheus

IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SUITLAND'S GOING DOWN!! Matrix Morpheus

Hey Nigger

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GO BACK TO AFRICA Matrix Morpheus

BITCH TITS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR A GOOGLEY EYED POOPDICK  Matrix Morpheus

The first take of 60-second script.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT TAKE WAS 73-SECONDS LONG. Matrix Morpheus