Matrix Morpheus

Imagine dragons

WHAT IF I TOOLD YOU IMAGINE DRAGONS ARE REAL DRAGONS Matrix Morpheus

Bee otch

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THEY SELL THESE F'N THINGS AT LOWE'S FOR $120.00?? Matrix Morpheus

Would you believe me if

I TOLD YOU THAT ONCE FUCKS WERE GIVEN! Matrix Morpheus

hah, got you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD HAVE AN AWESOME ACCOMPANIST.....FOR FREE! Matrix Morpheus

You're an immigrant!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR ANCESTORS WEREN'T US CITIZENS? Matrix Morpheus

MI VAN HA

ÉS HA AZT MONDOM NEKED HOGY, AZ A HIR AMIT FOLYTON MEGOSZTASZ NEM IGAZ Matrix Morpheus

Food Police

WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU WHAT TO EAT LIKE, CAN YOU NOT Matrix Morpheus

I see you!

I SEE YA! MY BITHDAY WAS A BLAST Matrix Morpheus

morpheous straya

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WERE NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS CUNT Matrix Morpheus

what ever

EH NDA!! KHUMBELA BUDGET NGA RICE Matrix Morpheus