Matrix Morpheus

Enthusiastic Salesman

IF YOU DON'T GREET THE CUSTOMER HOW WILL HE IGNORE YOU Matrix Morpheus

What if I told you?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN BE CONSERVATIVE  AND CARE ABOUT PEOPLE AND THE ENVIRONMENT Matrix Morpheus

prep cook funnies

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT A RAW BURGER IS STILL OVERCOOKED COW? Matrix Morpheus

Morphious ordorfious

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU?  THE POLICE CAN SEE INSIDE YOUR HOUSE USING INFRARED VISION DEVELOPED BY THE MILITARY  Matrix Morpheus

funny man troll

 SHURU KISNE KIYA Matrix Morpheus

Hemorrhoid

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HAVE A HEMORRHOID  Matrix Morpheus

Hey you

DON'T STEAL MY SHIT Matrix Morpheus

Extremists

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT IS POSSIBLE TO HATE THE EXTREMISTS WITHOUT BLAMING THE ENTIRE RELIGION.  Matrix Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU

   WHAT IF I TOLD YOU    PRAYING HELPS NOTHING? Matrix Morpheus

Praying helps nothing

   WHAT IF I TOLF YOU    PRAYING HELPS NOTHING? Matrix Morpheus