Matrix Morpheus

Smashy smashy ;)

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... RUBY ROSE HAD SMASH ON HER SIDE? Matrix Morpheus

Baylor TCU 11/27

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BAYLOR/TCU WOULD BE A LOW SCORING GAME WITH TONS OF PUNTS Matrix Morpheus

No thanks

PEOPLE STILL  COOK CHITTALINGS  Matrix Morpheus

Working on Thanksgiving

THE FACE YOUR DAWG MAKE WHEN HE GET OFF WORK AND... ALL THE THANKSGIVING FOOD IS GONE!! Matrix Morpheus

Truth About France

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT FRANCE DOESN'T WANT TO BE IN A MILITARY ALLIANCE WITH RUSSIA??? Matrix Morpheus

Big Rich

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU. EVERYTHING BIG RICH SAYS IS BULLSHIT. Matrix Morpheus

With the recent events

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU RUSSIA CAN NOT RETALIATE AGAINST TURKEY Matrix Morpheus

Facebook Matrix

AFTER DOING ALL THESE QUICK SURVEYS ON FACEBOOK,  MR. (MRS?) FACEBOOK WILL KNOW ME BETTER THAN I KNOW MYSELF!  Matrix Morpheus

You have to hit hold!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.... YOU HAVE TO HIT HOLD BEFORE YOU GO BACK TO THE CUSTOMER Matrix Morpheus

Morpheus says

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OBAMA KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING Matrix Morpheus