Matrix Morpheus

A glitch in the NFL?

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THE EAGLES ARE ACTUALLY BEATING NEW ENGLAND? Matrix Morpheus

At, meme

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE'S A MACHINE WHICH ALLOWS YOU TO WITHDRAW CASH FROM A CARD Matrix Morpheus

When You Highlight

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  WHEN YOU HIGHLIGHT EVERYTHING, YOU HIGHLIGHT NOTHING Matrix Morpheus

Beat Navy 2015.2

        I BELIEVE                ARMY WINS IN 2015 Matrix Morpheus

The solution

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SOLUTION LIES IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN ARMING EVERYONE OR STRICTER GUN CONTROL Matrix Morpheus

Oh Really?!

    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU          THAT YOU CAN EARN GIFTCARDS FOR FREE ON LOOT PALACE Matrix Morpheus

Applied Project Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT MONTHS OF METICULOUS PLANNING AND DATA GATHERING YIELDED FRUITLESS RESULTS  Matrix Morpheus

Star Wars

            SIGE!              HALIKA AT MAKISANIB PWERSA Matrix Morpheus

Cynical Morpheus

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...  NO ONE GIVES A FUCK?  Matrix Morpheus

For real

YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL Matrix Morpheus