Matrix Morpheus

No longer sleep

WHEN YOU BECOME CONSCIOUS, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT Matrix Morpheus

Internet truths

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD FACTCHECK YOUR INFO? Matrix Morpheus

Jiujitsu Humor

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EVEN BEARS CAN'T BEARIMBOLO ON THE FIRST TRY Matrix Morpheus

SILENT HOURS

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU           STUDY SNACKS       Matrix Morpheus

Tgod

WUT IF I TOLD U  I HATE UR UGLY FACE N SOMETIMES WANNA BASH IT IN W MY PHONE? Matrix Morpheus

Some of yall still locked in the Matrix

FUNKYTOWN UNITED...... BUT YALL KNEW THAT..... Matrix Morpheus

What if jordies sunglasses

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I KNEW THOSE WERENT JORDIES SUNGLASSES Matrix Morpheus

Whip cream

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT EXTRA WHIP CREAM ...WASN'T ACTUALLY WHIP CREAM? Matrix Morpheus

Gold Club

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE GOLD CLUB ISN'T REALLY FOR GENTLEMAN! IT'S FOR PERVERTS! Matrix Morpheus

No Curve

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO CURVE Matrix Morpheus